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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. 문: 걸프렌드와 아내의 차이는 무엇인가? 답: 45파운드. 문: 보이프렌드와 남편의 차이는 무엇인가? 답: 45분. [참고] * 차이가 45파운드 (약 20Kg)라고 함은 걸프렌드가 아내보다 45파운드 날씬하고, * 차이가 45분이라고 함은 보이프렌드의 섹스 시간이 남편보다 45분 길다는 뜻

The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. "Good lord, mister," he gasped, "Are you drunk?" "Of course," said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. "What the hell do you think I am ... a st..

A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... He wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever ima..

Tom and Timothy were in the same regiment in the army. They were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together. After retirement, they went to different states and settled. However, they kept correspondence through letters and e-mails. To keep the memory of their boozing bouts alive, Tom always filled two glasses with rum and water and sipped from each alternately! When somebody..

"How does Janice like being pregnant?" Bob asked his friend john. "Oh, she's not pregnant," John replied, "she's expecting." "What's the difference?" Bob pressed. "Well," John explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet." "어째서 재니스가 임신한 것처럼 보이는 거야?" 하고 밥이 친구 존에게 물었다. "오, 임신한 게 아니고, expecting 하고 있는 거야." 하고 존이 대답하였다. "그게 ..

Yesterday I met a Chinese guy named Giuseppe Giardisi... When asked if he was adopted, the man replied, "No. I was queued up at Ellis Island when they called the man ahead of me. 'What's your name,' the man asked him. 'Giuseppe Giardisi,' he replied. I was next and when they asked my name, I told them, 'Sam Ting'. 'Welcome to America, Giuseppe,' the immigration officer replied as he stamped my p..

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried..

Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, "Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!" "I know!" the next woman says, "Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house, but when I called he wasn't there." The third woman says, "I always know where my husband is." "Impossible!" both..

Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage yor anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat. Husband: How does it help? Wife: I use your toothbrush! 남편: 내가 당신을 때릴 때마다, 당신은 한 번도 저항한 적이 없었어. 당신은 어떻게 화를 다스리는 거야? 아내: 난 화장실 변기 시트를 청소해. 남편: 그게 어떻게 도움이 된다는 거야? 아내: 내가 당신 칫솔로 청소하거든!

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An English girl!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very goo..