아메리칸 조크 4436

아메리칸 조크 - 결혼은 내가 더 잘했잖아

My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. "I have a higher IQ, did better on my SATs, and make more money than you," she pointed out. "Yeah, but when you step back and look at the big picture, I’m still ahead," I said. She looked mystified. "How do you figure?" "I married better," I replied. 며칠 전 아내와 나는 서로의 생각을 말하고 있었다. "난 아이큐가 더 높고, 대학수능시험에서 더 잘했어, 그리고 당신보다 더 많은 돈을 벌어," 하고 아내가 지적하였다. "그..

아메리칸 조크 - 영국식 안장을 얹은 말을 주세요

My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was. When he told her one had a horn and one didn't, she replied, "The one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic." 아내와 나는 텍사스에 있을 동안 관광용 목장에 갔다. 말을 준비하는 카우보이가 나의 아내에게 서부식 안장을 원하는지 영국식 안장을 원하는지 물었..

아메리칸 조크 - 7잔을 마셔도 맛이 지워지지 않아

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responds the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first bl*wjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will." 어떤 젊은이가 바에 들어와 자리에 앉았다. "뭘 드릴까요?" 하고 바텐더가 물..

아메리칸 조크 - 강도 당한 은행 매니저의 애원

The bank robbers tied and gagged the employees in one room and the Manager in his office. On their way out they noticed the Manager was making desperate noises to catch their attention. Moved by curiosity, one of the burglars loosened the gag and heard the man's plead: "Please take the books too, I'm $5000 short!" 은행 강도들이 한 방에 있던 직원들과 자기 방에 있던 매니저를 묶고 재갈을 물렸다. 그들은 빠져나올 때, 매니저가 그들의 시선을 끌려고 필사적으로 ..