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Genuine advert. In New York Newspaper Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannia. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows f**king everything. 뉴욕 신문에 게재되었던 진짜 광고. 브리타니아 백과사전 전질. 45권. 상태 양호. 1,000달러 또는 최고 제시 가격. 이젠 필요 없음. 지난 주말 결혼하였음. 아내는 도대체 모르는 게 없음. [참고] * best offer ☞ 최고 제시 가격(호가보다 다소 적게 받을 수 있다는 뜻)

Do you know why baby diapers have brand names like Luvs, Huggies and Pampers while undergarments for old people are called Depends? Well, here is the reason... When babies soil their pants, people are still going to Luv"em, Hug'em, and Pamper'em. When old people soil their pants, it Depends on who's in the will! 여러분은 왜 아기 기저귀에 라브스, 하기스, 팸퍼스 같은 브랜드 이름이 붙었고, 노인들의 속옷은 디펜드라고 불리는지 알고 계시나요? 자, 여기 그 이유..

An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in a honeymoon suite. All night long, the bellboy hears laughing and clapping sounds from their room. The next morning, he asks the old man how he can do it all night at his age. The husband replies, "First, I remove my clothes. Then, I lie down on the bed face up. Then, my wife removes her clothes and lifts up my penis with one hand, and w..

An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over custody of their children. The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world, she should retain custody of them. The judge asked the old mountaineer for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and asked, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar ..

Man: "My wife has the worst memory I ever heard of." Friend: "Forgets everything, eh?" Man: "No, remembers everything." 남자: "내 아내는 이제껏 들어보지 못한 최악의 기억력을 갖고 있어." 친구: "모든 걸 잊어버린다고, 어?" 남자: "아냐, 모든 걸 기억하고 있어."

A bank robber wanted to keep his identity secret, but didn't wear a balaclava. He told all in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them. One foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the robber promtply shot him. The robber asked if anyone else had seen his face. One customer, gazing intently at the ground, said "I think my wife got a glimpse" 어떤 은행 강도가 자기의 신원을 숨기고 싶었지만, 복면을 쓰지 않았다. 그는 은행 ..

Every night while Dave is having dinner, his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window, unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy..

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot." The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices." The third man married a school teacher. Dave thinks to himself, "Poor guy, te..

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably, "My wife missed the bus." 가정주부들을 가득 태우고 야유회를 가던 버스 한 대가 충돌 사고를 당하여 거기 탔던 사람은 아무도 살아남지 못하였다. 남편들은 모두 1주일 동안 울었다. 하지만 한 남편은 2주 이상 계속 울었다. 왜 그렇게 오랫동안 울고 있느냐는 질문을 받고 그가 비참하게 대답하였다, "내 아내는 그 버스를 놓치고 못 탔어요."

A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love wi..