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Two thieves each sneak into a rich man's party. During dinner the thieves marveled at how even the cutlery was made of gold, and both decided they would try to steal some. The first thief quietly slipped a golden spoon into his pocket, unaware that the second thief had witnessed this crime. After dinner, the second thief comes up with a way to steal a golden spoon without suspicion being placed ..

An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $600 and brought it home for his wife to try on. She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit. But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear..

A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?" "Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars." "Two dollars?" cries the man. "You're joking. Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman says, "Upstairs, with my wife." The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with..

I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said "1 dollar for dirty joke." Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: "Alright sir what's your name?" Me: "John" Homeless man: "So Johny, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have." Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right, now how many wings this black r..

Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman na..

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name? 두 남자가 섹스, 결혼과 가치관에 대한 인기 있는 가족 트렌드를 이야기하고 있었다. 스튜어트가 말했다, "나는 우리가 결혼하기 전에는 내 아내와 같이 자 본 일이 없어, 너는 그런 일이 있어?" 르로이가 대답하였다, "잘 모르겠어, 네 아내의 처녀 적 성이 뭐였지?" [참고] * 트로이는 스튜어트의 아내와 같이 자 본 일이 있느냐고 묻는 ..

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it." 오랜 말다툼 끝에, 아내가 남편에게 말했다, "이건 알아둬, 내가 당신하고 결혼할 때는 내가 바보였어." 남편이 대답하였다, "그래, 여보, 하지만 나는 사랑에 빠져서 당신이 바보인 줄 몰랐어."

A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to his office he regretted what he had promised, deciding that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he ..

"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?" "One dollar." answered little Johnny. "You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy." "만약 네가 1달러를 갖고 있고," 하고 선생님이 문제를 내었다, "네가 네 아버지에게 또 1달러 50센트를 달라고 하였다면, 너는 돈을 ..

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me ￡500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the ￡1,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it’s only ￡500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!" 한 남자가..