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Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it. “What’s this little pocket thing here on the side for?” “Oh, that’s to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you’ve jog..

A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?" "Just send an account for such advice," replied the lawyer. On the next morning the doctor a..

An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?" 어느 나이 많은 유대인 걸인이 거리에 나와 깡통을 들고 구걸하고 있었다. 한 남자가 지나가자 그 걸인이 그 남자에게 말했다, "선생님, 커피 한 잔 마시게 3센트를 적선해 주실 수 있습니까?" 그러자 그 남자가 말했다, "3센트로 어디서 커피..

A presser in a tailor shop arrived one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring. One of the tailors noticed the sparkler and asked about it. "My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she passed away. She said that when she dies, I should buy a beautiful stone. So I did!" 어느 날 아침 한 양복점의 다림질 직원이 꽤 큰 다이아몬드 반지를 끼고 나타났다. 재봉사 중 한 사람이 그 다이아몬드를 보고 거기에 관하여 물었다. "내 장모님이 돌아가시기 전에 나에게 1,000달러를 주셨..

Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday. "Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted. "It's your account, darling," mother said as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application." Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for 'Name of your former bank.' After a slight hesitation, she put dow..

An eminent doctor successfully attended a sick child. A few days later, the grateful mother called on the physician. After expressing her realization of the fact that his services had been of a sort that could not be fully paid for, she continued: "But I hope you will accept as a token from me this purse which I myself have embroidered." The physician replied very coldly to the effect that the f..

There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that had a lemonade stand. It being hot and him being thirsty, he decided to stop. Once he got up to the little boy's stand, he noticed a sign that said "All you can drink 10 cents," and a single, very small glass. Well, he thought that it was an awful small glass, but since it was only 10 cents for all you can ..

A 60-year-old millionaire has just married a 20-year-old model. "You crafty old devil," says his friend. "How did you manage to get a lovely young wife like that?" "Easy," replies the millionaire. "I told her I was 95." 어느 60세의 백만장자가 20살 모델과 방금 결혼하였다. "너는 교활한 악마 같은 늙은이야," 하고 그의 친구가 말했다. "너 어떻게 했기에 그런 예쁜 젊은 아내를 얻게 되었나?" "쉬운 일이야," 하고 그 백만장자가 대답하였다, "내가 그녀에게 내 나이가 95세라고 말했지."

A man walked into a pet shop, pointed to a large dog in a kennel and said, "How much do you want for that big dog?" "Fifty dollars," replied the clerk. "And how much for that small fella there?" asked the customer. "One hundred dollars,"was the reply. "And for that tiny one?" "Two hundred dollars,"said the clerk. The customer looked puzzled. "How much,"he asked,"will it cost me if I don't buy a ..

Teen Girl to Friend: "For the prom, I'm renting a limo, spending $500 on a new dress and bringing in the best makeup artist in the state to do my hair." Teacher who has overheard the conversation: "Wow, that's more than I spent for my wedding!" Teen Girl: "Yeah, well you can get married three or four times, but a prom is a once in a lifetime experience." 십 대 소녀가 친구에게 말했다, "졸업 무도회를 위해, 나는 리무진을 렌트..