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On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie gets dressed and realizes that she forgot her shoes. Panic sets in until her sister loans her another pair of shoes. Unfortunately they are a bit too small and at the end of the night Sophie's feet are in agony. The rest of the Royal Family crowds around the door to the bedroom and they hear grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled sc..

“Boss, can I take tomorrow off? My wife really needs help with Christmas cleaning,” asks Joe. “Are you out of your head, man? I can’t give you a day off for this!” rumbles the boss. “Oh thanks a lot, boss,” Joe smiles, relieved, “I knew I could rely on you!” "사장님, 내일 쉬어도 될까요?" 제 아내가 크리스마스 청소하는데 꼭 도와달라고 하거든요," 하고 조가 물었다. "이 사람아, 자네 정신 나갔어? 난 이런 일로 하루 휴가를 줄 수는 없어!" 하고 사장은 크게 소리쳤다. "아, 정말 감사합니다, 사장..

While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!" 나의 처남이 자기 집에서 컴퓨터를 치고 있는 동안, 처남의 10살짜리 딸이 처남 뒤로 몰래 ..

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That’s a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most ? cars and men. Therefore I chose 'Carmen'" "What’s your name?..

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is..

Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. "Aaron, you see what I am seeing?" "Yes, Jacob, I see it... it is as mine." "That long?" "No, that dead." 두 랍비가 유대교 전통에 따라, 얼마 전 죽은 사람의 시체를 묻기 전에 씻을 준비를 하고 있었다. 그 사망자는 엄청나게 큰 생식기를 갖고 있었다. "아론, 내가 보고 있는 걸 봤어?" "그래, 자코브, 봤어... 그게 내 거와 ..

An elderly rabbi was once on an airplane to Israel sitting next to a self-professed atheist. They were amicably chatting the whole trip. Every now and then, the rabbi's grandchild, sitting in another row, would come over to him, bringing him a drink, or asking if he could get anything to make him more comfortable. After this happened several times, the atheist sighed, "I wish my grandchildren wo..

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I buzz you in. Come inside and elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow..

My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals. Tired of it after several months, I said, “I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch.” “Fair enough. From now on I’ll make my own,” he replied. A few weeks later he had to go downtown on business and invited me to join him afterwards. “We could have lunch at that Chinese place we b..

Fifteen minutes after the Titanic sank, Arthur and Jon find themselves hugging a piece of wreckage from the great ship. The water is freezing, sharks are swimming nearby, and, of course, the Titanic is long gone. "Oh well," says Arthur, "It could have been worse." "Worse? How could it have been worse?" screams Jon. "We could have bought return tickets." 타이태닉호가 침몰한 지 15분 후, 아서와 존은 그들이 거대한 선박에서 떨어..