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An 87-year-old man chats with his doctor. "So, I'm getting married again next week, doc!" "Oh, that's wonderful! And how old is the bride?" "She's 19." "That's fantastic ? but I have to warn you, too much action in the bed can be deadly!" "Ah well, if she dies, I'll just have to remarry." 87세의 노인이 의사와 잡담하고 있었다. "그래서, 나는 다음 주에 또 결혼할 겁니다, 선생님!" "아, 참 놀랍군요! 그러고 신부는 몇 살입니까?" "그 여자는 19살입니다." "환상적이군요 ..

Two guys were sitting in a double hole outhouse doing their business, when #1 gets through and pulling up his pants, a quarter falls out of his pocket and falls into the depths of the hole. As they both peer down the hole, #1 pulls out his wallet and throws a 20 dollar into the hole. "What did you do that for?" inquires #2. #1 replies, "You don't think I'm going to climb down there for a lousy q..

Two coworkers were talking by the water fountain. The first guy said, "Today I got through the first step of getting divorced." The second guy replied, "Oh, did you go to Mr. Guggenheim? Everyone goes to him for divorces." The first guy replied, "No, I just got married." 두 동료가 분수식 식수대 옆에서 이야기하고 있었다. 첫 번째 남자가 말했다, "오늘 내가 이혼으로 들어가는 첫걸음을 뗐어." 두 번째 남자가 대답하였다, "아, 너 미스터 구겐하임에게 가봤어? 이혼하려면 누구나 그 사람에게 가..

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice li..

A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever ima..

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a per..

On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house. It was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him. They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby. So I suggested to rest in baby' room. In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there. I thought some moments then decided to change my place..

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I’m in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you," he said. "But George," she said gently, "don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my o..

Susan was having a tough day and after returning home she started complaining. She said to her husband, "Nobody loves me… nobody cares for me.. the whole world hates me!" Her husband, watching TV said casually: "That’s not true dear. You are not that famous that whole world hates you. Some people don’t even know you." 수잔은 힘든 하루를 보내고 집으로 돌아온 후 불평하기 시작하였다. 그녀가 남편에게 말했다, "날 사랑하는 사람은 아무도 없어.... 아무도 ..

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, "Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?" Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, "No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'." The jeweller smiled and said, "Yes, sir; how very ..