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There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down. "Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again," says the mechanical engineer. "Well," says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contamina..

"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Dear God!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't!" said the dentist. "That was the echo." "더 크게 벌리세요," 하고 치과의사가 환자를 치료하기 시작하면서 말했다. "이런 세상에!" 하고 ..

Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place. All my love, Belinda. P.S. Congratulations on winning last week's Powerball lottery. 사랑하는 존에게 내가 우리들의 약혼을 깨뜨린 이후 나는 잠을 잘 수 없었어. 용서하고 잊어주면 안 될까? 네가 없으니까 내 가슴 찢어지는 거 같아. 내가 바보였어, 네 자리를 대신해 줄 사람은 아무도 없어. 진심으로 사랑해, 벨린다. 추신..

The driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous student who panicked whenever another car approached on a particular two-lane road. One day, however, they got to the same stretch of road; and the student remained completely calm. "This time you're doing fine!" exclaimed the instructor. "Yes," the novice driver agreed. "Now when I see another car coming, I shut my eyes." 운전 교습 강..

A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to descend. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to get to them. Just then a man gets out of his seat and..

A deer hunter at a hunting camp bagged two deer, one more than the limit. He called his wife ask her to go to the local sporting goods store to get a hunting license in her name and bring it to the hunting camp. While getting the license she took up conversation with a man who happened to be the Game Warden. "A wonderful thing happened to my husband... he shot two deer, and he wants me to bring ..

A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It with Flowers." "Wrap up one rose," he told the florist. "Only one?" the florist asked. "Just one," the customer replied, "I'm a man of few words." 한 신사가 붐비는 꽃집으로 들어갔는데 그 꽃집은 "꽃으로 말하세요."라는 큰 간판을 걸어놓았다. "장미 한 송이를 싸주세요," 하고 그가 꽃집 주인에게 말했다. "한 송이만요?" 하고 꽃집 주인이 물었다. "그냥 한 송이만 주세요." 하고 손님이 대답하였다, "저는 말이 적은 사람입니다." [참..

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney. "Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!" "Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are you calling from?" 갤러거가 조간신문을 펼쳤는데 부고 란에 자기가 죽었다고 난 걸 읽고 놀라서 말이 나오지 않았다. 그는 재빨리 가장 친한 친구인 피니에게 전화를 걸었다. "너 신문 봤어?" 갤러거가 물었다. "내가 죽었다고 났어!" "그..

Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Plexus Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But..

A very well-known international furniture and interior decoration D.I.Y. Store recently set up a customer assistance department. The first call they got was from a lady who had purchased a wardrobe early in the morning. She explained that after assembly the wardrobe had crumbled three times when the public transport bus passed in front of her house. The store sent a technician over to her place...