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There is one Very Serious Law Firm. All staff comes to work at 6am and leaves around 11pm. Suddenly, one guy started his day at 9am. All the lawyers exchanged looks. That evening he left at 6pm, and again all the lawyers exchanged looks. Next day is the same story, and the day after is the same story. Finally, they come to this rebel to explain the rules. He listened, kept quiet for a while and ..

An old lady walked into a newspaper office. She approached an employee and said that her husband had died and that she would like to have an obituary appear in the paper. The employee gave her a form and told her to write the obituary on it. She wrote, "Earl W. Worth died Saturday, December 2nd at his home. Services are at The Baptist Church at 3 P.M." The employee looked at the form and said, "..

"What did the black woman name her 5 sons?" "Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone." "How did she tell them apart?" "She just called them by thier last names." "그 흑인 여자는 그녀의 다섯 이이들의 이름을 뭐라고 지었나요?" "타이론, 타이론, 타이론, 타이론, 타이론." "그들을 구분해서 부르려면 어떻게 불렀나요?" "그들을 그냥 성으로 불렀어요." [참고] 아이들 각자의 성이 달라서 아이들을 개별적으로 부를 땐 이름을 부르지 않고 성을 불렀다는 조크

There is a knock on the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks out, and a man is standing there. Saint Peter is about to begin his interview when the man disappears. A moment later there's another knock. Saint Peter gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, but the man disappears once again. "Hey, are you playing games with me?" Saint Peter calls after him, rather annoyed. "No," the man's ..

One cold winter day on lake Erie, two guys were fishing about 20 feet apart through the ice. One guy wasn't having any luck. The other guy was pulling out fish every time he put his line in the water. This made the guy curious. "Hey," he yelled to the other, "what are you using for bait??" The other guy yelled back, "Mfff Mfff Ogghh Mfft Offt Berr Wttt" The one guy was very puzzled and said, "WH..

A famous scientist developed a formula to bring statues to life. He went to a local park to try it out on a statue of Gen. Ulysses Grant. After application, Gen Grant began to move and soon was completely alive. The scientist asked, "What's the first thing you'll do, General?" The general answered while drawing his pistol, "I'm going to kill about a million damn pigeons!" 유명한 과학자가 동상에 생명을 불어넣는 방..

Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far enough for someone to hear us." So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times.) 15 minutes later, the men in the balloon hear a..

Joe was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sick father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening at an investment seminar he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said..

A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word indefinitely in a sentence. Well, this asshole named Bobby has his hand raised in the back of the class. But the teacher knows he's an asshole and that he doesn't know the answer, so she calls on Jim. Jim replies, "Due to the weather, school was cancelled indefinitely. "Good" the teacher replies. "What about you Jenny?" Jenny says, "Since the..

Married life is boring. The first year of marriage, the husband does the talking and the wife listens. The second year, the wife talks and the husband listen. And, finally, starting the third year, they both talk and the neighbors do the listening. 결혼생활은 지겹다. 결혼 첫해에는 남편이 이야기하고 아내가 듣는다. 두 번째 해에는, 아내가 이야기하고 남편이 듣는다. 그러고, 드디어, 삼 년째로 들어서면, 그들은 둘 다 이야기하고 그걸 듣는 사람은 이웃사람들이다.