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A man was waiting for his wife outside a lingerie store. While he was waiting, he sees a woman drag her 5 year old son into the store. "Mom, do we really have to go in here?' the little boy complains. His mother replied, "Well, you said you wanted a baby brother, didn't you?" 한 남자가 란제리 상점 바깥에서 자기 아내를 기다리고 있었다. 기다리는 동안, 그는 어떤 여자가 5살짜리 아들을 상점 안으로 끌고 들어가는 걸 보았다. "엄마, 우리 정말 여기에 들어가야 해?" 하고 꼬마 소년이 투덜..

The two female teens were discussing a news article concerning gasoline fumes causing impotence in the male. "Aren't you worried about Tommy's new job at the gas station? Those fumes could cause him to lose the lead in his pencil." "Doesn't matter," giggled the other girl. "He doesn't do all my writing anyway." 십 대 소녀 두 명이 휘발유 가스가 남성에게 발기불능을 일으킨다는 뉴스 기사를 이야기하고 있었다. "너는 주유소에서 일하는 토미의 새 직장이 걱정되지 않..

The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her. When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret." The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of..

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why did you bring your cat to school today, Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'" 선생님이 지미에게 물었다, "너 오늘 왜 고양이를 학교에 데려왔니, 지미?" 지미가 울면서 대답하였다, "왜냐하면 제가 아빠가 엄마에게 '일단 지미가 오늘 학교 가면 내가 저 고양이를 먹을 거야!' 하는 말을 들었거든요" [참고] * "I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school..

The phone rings at KGB headquarters. They answer: "Hello?" "Hello, is this KGB?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood." "This will be noted." Next day, the KGB goons come over to Rabinovitz's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no..

A man has 27 parts that don't work for him. 20 nails that don't nail. 1 belly button that doesn't button. 2 tits that don't milk. 1 cock that doesn't crow. 2 balls that don't bounce. 1 ass that doesn't do any work. So what are you women smiling at? You have a pussy that doesn't catch mice! 남자의 몸에는 주인을 위하여 일하지 않는 부분이 27개 있습니다. 20개의 nails(손발톱, 못)은 못으로 사용할 수 없습니다. 1개 belly button(배꼽, 배의 단추)은 단추로 사용..

At supermarket checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price for my cucumber. "Maybe the list is alphabecical," I offered. So he started searching from the bottom of the list: "Q... Q... Q..." 슈퍼마켓에서 체크아웃할 때, 현금수납직원이 내가 산 오이의 가격을 알아내는 데 곤란을 겪고 있었다. "아마 목록이 알파벳 순으로 되어 있을 겁니다," 하고 내가 제의하였다. 그래서 그는 목록의 제일 아래부터 찾기 시작했다: "Q... Q... Q..." [참고] * 수납직원이 목록에서 cucumber를 찾으면서 발음이 "큐"로 시작하니까 "Q..

Recently I heard the former mayer of Reading, Pennsylvania, recount some funny stories about his time in office. One happened while he was running for reelection; he was in a bar and paid for a woman's drink. She thanked him but wondered why a stranger had bought her a beer. "I'm running for mayor," he told her, "and I want your vote." "You got it," she said, grabbing her glass, "Anyone's better..

A big-shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several min..

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt..