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Three athletes were standing in line waiting to enter the Olympic Village. The first guy is carrying a discus, and he walks up to the guard and says, "Soviet Discus Team." The guard says pass. The second guy is carring a vaulting pole, and he walks up to the guard and says, "East German Pole Vaulting Team." The guard says pass. The third guy is carrying a rolled up chain-link fence on his should..

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him." "Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are 'round the..

In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hai..

How was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate. "Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner." "네 블라인드 데이트는 어땠어?" 하고 대학생이 그녀의 룸메이트에게 물었다. "끔찍했어!" 하고 룸메이트가 대답하였다, "그 사람이 자기의 1932년식 롤스로이스를 타고 나타났어." "와! 그거 굉장히 비싼 차네. 그게 왜 나빠?" "그 사람이 최초의 소유자였어." [참고] * 1932년식 롤스로..

How was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate. "Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner." "네 블라인드 데이트는 어땠어?" 하고 대학생이 그녀의 룸메이트에게 물었다. "끔찍했어!" 하고 룸메이트가 대답하였다, "그 사람이 자기의 1932년식 롤스로이스를 타고 나타났어." "와! 그거 굉장히 비싼 차네. 그게 왜 나빠?" "그 사람이 최초의 소유자였어." [참고] * 1932년식 롤스로..

A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. 어느 블론드 남자가 자기 집 도어 매트 위에 놓여있는 편지를 보았다. 그 봉투에는 "구부리지 마세요."라고 적혀 있었다. 그는 그 편지를 어떻게 주워야 할지 알아내려고 두 시간을 소비하였다. [참고] * "DO NOT BEND"는 "편지를 구부리지 마세요."라는 뜻으로 적어 놓은 것인데, 블론드 남자는 "몸을 구부리지 마세요."라는 뜻으로 알아들었다는 조크

Fred and Shirley, a retired couple, of 70+ years of age are turning in for bed one night. Fred turns to Shirley and says, "I know I'm past it, but we have been married for 50 years, and in all that time I have never had a head job. How about it Shirl ?" "Don't be silly Fred. Were too old for that, and you'll loose respect for me." "Come'on Shirl. Every Friday night, when I'm down at the local bo..

A virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a ..

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!" 스미스는 경영 본부에 있는 자기 감독을 만나러 갔다. "감독님," 하고 그가 말했..

It's so easy to misunderstand a request for help! A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk asks, "May I help you?" The woman says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my husband and he says he's going to jump out the window." The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry ma'am, but that's a personal matter." The woman replies, "Listen you..