아메리칸 조크 4436

아메리칸 조크 - 두 달이 넘도록 말이 없는 아내

Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Rick says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months." Dave continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find." 두 남자가 그들이 좋아하는 낚시 구멍에서 그냥 조용히 ..

아메리칸 조크 - 끝 쪽에 있는 사람은 바보야

Me: Mum I got a detention today. Mum: Why! Me: Well the teacher pointed the ruler at me and said, "at the end of this ruler is a idiot !" Mum: Yeah so Me: I asked what end. 나: 엄마, 나 오늘 방과후 학교에 남는 벌을 받았어. 엄마: 왜? 나: 응, 선생님이 자로 나를 가리키고 "이 자의 끝에 있는 사람은 바보야!"라고 말했어. 엄마: 응, 그래서? 나: 내가 어느 쪽 끝이냐고 물었어. [참고] * detention ☞ (특히 유치장·교도소에서의) 구금, (학생에 대한 벌로서) 방과 후 남게 하기

아메리칸 조크 - 전 재산을 저승으로 가져가고 싶어

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart t..