아메리칸 조크 4436

아메리칸 조크 - 띄어쓰기를 잊었어요

Teacher: "Johnny, write a sentence ending with the word hand." Johnny: "My penis in your hand." Teacher: "What?" Johnny: "Sorry teacher, I forgot to put a space between pen is." 선생님: "자니, 단어 핸드로 끝나는 문장을 써봐." 자니: "제 penis가 선생님 손에 있습니다," 선생님: "뭐라고?" 자니: "죄송합니다, 선생님, 제가 pen 과 is 사이에 있는 공간을 잊었습니다."

아메리칸 조크 - 롤렉스와 타이멕스라고 불리는 개

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!" 어떤 여자가 자기의 블론드 친구를 방문하였는데, 그 친구는 두 마리의 새 개를 갖고 있었다, 그러고 그녀에게 그 개들의 이름이 뭐냐고 물었다..

아메리칸 조크 - 선과 악의 차이

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?" Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, "You'd be his wife!" 주일 학교 선생님이 반 아이들에게 선과 악의 차이를 가르치고 있었다. "자, 얘들아, 다른 예를 ..

아메리칸 조크 - 두 번째 세금 납부 통지서

A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice. "Oh," confided the collector with a smile, "we don't send out first notices. We have found that the second notices are more effective." 어느 납세자가 세금이 연체되었다는 강한 어조의 두 번째 통지문을 받았다. 서둘러 세무서로 가서, 그가 첫 번째..