아메리칸 조크 4436

아메리칸 조크 - 페달을 밟지 않고 달리고 있어요

The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers. "I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle," he explained. "Now begin!" After a few minutes, one of the men stopped. "Why did you stop. Smith?" demanded the officer. "If you please, sir," said Smith, "I'm freewheeling for a while." 체력단련 교관이 한 소대의 병사들을 훈련시키고 있었다..

아메리칸 조크 - 알츠하이머 아니면 에이즈

Guy takes his wife to the Doctor. The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her." 남자가 자기 아내를 의사에게 데려왔다. 의사가 말했다, "음, 알츠하이머병이거나 에이즈거나 둘 중 ..

아메리칸 조크 - 손자 생일에 물총을 사준 할머니

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Mom smiled and then replied....."I remember." 나의 세 살짜리 아들이 자기 할머니로부터 받은 생일 선물을 풀었을 때, 그는 물총을 발견하였..