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Teacher- Did you do your homework? Student - Did you grade my test? Teacher - I have other students' tests to grade. Student - I have other teachers' homework to do. 선생님 - 너는 네 숙제 했어? 학생 - 선생님은 제 시험지 점수 매겼어요? 선생님 - 다른 학생들의 점수도 매겨야 해. 학생 - 저는 다른 선생님들의 숙제도 해야 해요.

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day he goes to see his chum, and finds him playing tennis. "Incredible!," says his friend. "Medical science is amazing." Another month goes by and the same two guys are again ..

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000." The client asked, "What? How's that possible?" The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused." 뇌 이식 수술을 하는 어느 병원의 고객이 가격에 대하여 질문..

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and he really needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled, "Teacher, Teacher, I have to go pee pee!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, you should be old enough to know that this is not the proper word to use?" The correct word would be urinate. Now Johnny, would you please use the word urinate in a sentence?" Little Johnny thought for a moment then said, "..

The irate customer calling the newspaper offices, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was. "Ma'am," said the employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered 'til Sunday." There was quite a pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition. "So that's why no one was in church today." 화가 난 고객이 신문사에 전화를 걸고, 큰 소리로 그녀의 일요판 신문이 어디 있는지 알려달라고 요구하였다. "부인,"..

A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said, "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it." Whereupon the patient in excitement said, "Give me 50 loaves." ..

A college Professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. Again the Professor ta..

A girl married with a man who had only one foot. Next day her mother rang her and asked, "My little tell me how did U feel the marriage?" Her daughter replied, "Woo real splendid; alas he has only one foot!" Her mom answered, "You must be too lucky, when I married your dad, he had only one inch!" 한 여자가 발이 하나밖에 없는 남자와 결혼하였다. 다음 날 그녀의 어머니가 그녀에게 전화를 걸고 물었다, "얘야, 결혼해 보니 어떻더냐?" 그녀의 딸이 대답하였다, "우아 정말 황..

A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his wife with another man. Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next. His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law. "Bill" she said, "I checked with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a perfectly go..

A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you?" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says, "No you shall not you are to try it on in ..