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Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Joanne giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft." Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Kathy frowned and said, "..

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept ov..

The houseman invited over his boss and partners, for lunch. With them, his little 5 year-old daughter was there. "Don’t you want to say the prayers before lunch, so Our Holly Father give us his blessings?," asks the father. "But... I don’t know what to say...," the little girl admits. "Just say what you heard your mommy say last time inside the kitchen!," said her mother to help her. And the gir..

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!" 어린 소년과 어린 소녀가 욕조에 들어가 목욕을 하고 있었다. 갑자기 어린 소녀가 소년의 몸 아래를 바라보았다. "내가 그걸 만져도 돼?" "절대 안 돼, 넌 벌써 네 걸 부러뜨렸잖아!"

A man walks into a bar for a drink. After some time he notices that there are all men at this particular bar, and with some thought and observation he realizes it must be a gay bar. He quickly finishes his drink and gets ready to leave, but first he heads for the men’s room to take a piss. Upon entering the men’s room to his great surprise he sees three men engaged in triple butt fuck. The three..

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Simpson became too furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Simpson, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!" Bewildered, Mr. Simpson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl...

One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!" Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?" Much to the amusement of the other ins..

The young preacher was called to a rural church and appeared for his first sermon that Sunday. To his dismay he found that one of the parishioners brought his dog to the service. He asked the dog's owner to kindly remove the animal. The man obligingly took the dog out and returned to his seat. After the service, the church deacons rebuked the new preacher for insulting one of their staunchest me..

A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?" The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds. The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it o..

Two 80 year old men sat talking over the weather and the latest in medical science and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra. The other wasn't familiar with Viagra and asked the first man what it was for. The first man said, "It's the greatest thing I've ever known. The Fountain of Youth ! Makes you feel like a man of 30." The second then asked, "Can you get it over th..