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Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went "poof". Then the big truck drive..

A man enters a pet shop. He wants to buy live mice to feed his python. The man saw the cage with a parrot and begins to examine it. In this moment the parrot said, "Your fly is undone." The man blushed. He looked around if anyone sees him and closed his zipper. The parrot said again, "Your pants have a slit back." The man blushed still more and tried to cover his ass with a hand. "Your shoelaces..

Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the railroad tracks, and the first bum, Fred, thought he smelled a nasty old smell. He asked his companion, Jeff, "Did you s**t your pants?" "Hell no," Jeff said. They walked a few more miles and the smell got worse. "Did you s**t your pants, Jeff?" "I swear to the God almighty I did not s**t my pants," Jeff said. So they walk three more mi..

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." 어떤 남편과 아내가 그들의 컴퓨터에 새 비밀번호를 설정하려 하고 있었다. 남편이 "내페니스,"라고 쳤다, 그러자 아내는 웃으며 바닥에 쓰러졌다, 왜냐하면 화면에 "에러, 길이가 충분하지 않습니다."라고 쓰여있었기 때문이다.

Two elderly ladies were discussing the upcoming dance at the country club. "We're supposed to wear something that matches our husband's hair, so I'm wearing black," said Mrs. Smith. "Oh my," said Mrs. Jones, "I'd better not go." 나이 든 두 여자가 다가오고 있는 컨트리클럽에서의 댄스에 관해 이야기하고 있었다. "우리들은 남편의 머리가락에 어울리는 걸 입어야 해, 그래서 나는 검은 옷을 입을 거야," 하고 스미스 부인이 말했다. "이런!" 존스 부인이 말했다, "난 안 가는 게 낫겠어." [참고] * "I'd better not..

Three retired guys sat on a bench in Palm Beach. "How'd you get here?" the first asked the second. "I had a textile factory in Passaic," the second guy replied, "and I did pretty well for a long time. Then the competition from down south got fierce. One day my water pipes burst and ruined all my machinery. I retired and came here on the insurance money. How about you?" "I had a box company in Br..

Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, as her voice was little more than a hoarse whisper. "Bill darling," she breathed. "I’ve got a confession to make before I go... I... I’m the one who took the $10,000 from your safe in the house... I spent it on a fling with your best friend Jimmy. And it was I who ..

A medical student is driving home on a narrow country road in the middle of the night after his shift in the hospital. The weather is terrible. It's raining cats and dogs. Suddenly a motorbike is screaming by with very high speed. "Jesus Christ! What an idiot! He will crash if he doesn't slow down!" A few minutes later he spotted in his headlights on the side of the road the torn up motorbike ag..

Patient: "I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?" Doctor: "You’ve had an accident involving a bus." Patient: "What happened?" Doctor: "Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Give me the bad news first." Doctor: "Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them." Patient: "That’s terrible! What’s the good news?" Doctor: "T..

A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital. "How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!" 한 남자가 성병 병원에서 퇴원하였는데 오랫동안 섹스를 못..