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A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the 'unbreakable' comb for everyone..

Patient- "Dr. How much it will cost me to extract my two teeth?" Dentist- "$300." Patient- "How much time it will take?" Dentist- "Five minutes." Patient- "Five minutes only & it's $300! Don't you think that is too expensive?" Dentist- "I can do it in 30 minutes if you want." 치과 환자- "선생님, 제 이 두 개를 뽑는데 비용이 얼마나 듭니까?" 치과 의사- "300달러입니다." 치과 환자- "시간은 얼마나 걸립니까?" 치과 의사- "5분입니다." 치과 환자- "단 5분에 300달라요! 그..

A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!" 웨이트리스가 어떤 남자에게 주문을 받으러 갔다. "난 바다거북 수프를 먹을래요." 웨이트리스가 그의 주문을 받고 갔다, 그러나 남자는 마음을 바꿔 대신 완두콩 수프를 먹기로 하였다. "거북은 그만두고, 완두로 해 주세요!" [참고] * turtle soup ☞ 바다거북 수프, 자라탕 ..

Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It's my nut!" The first squirrel said, "That's not fair! I saw it first!" "Well, you may have seen it, but I have it," argued the second. At that point, a lawyer squirrel came up and said, "You shouldn't quarrel.Let me resolve this dispute..

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, t..

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chih..

Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground." After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it. A little while later one hunter said to the other..

The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that he could recognize any animal's skin by feeling it, and he could tell what caliber rifle was used to shoot it by locating the bullet hole. This was a bit too much for the other customers, and soon a heated argument ..

It's a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes." So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream. Three hours go by before the penguin looks ..

Two neighbors are talking to each other. First neighbor says, "Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me?" Second neighbor replies, "Of course, I know that very well." First neighbor, says, "Really, well then, how?" Second neighbor, replies, "My dog came and told me." 두 이웃 사람이 서로 이야기하고 있었다. 첫 번째 이웃 사람이 말했다, "내 개는 아주 영리해서 신문..