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An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?" "About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies. The mouse replies, "You ain't shitting me, are you?" 독수리 한 마리가 하늘에서 휙 내려와서 쥐를 한 마리 먹었다. 세 시간 뒤, 독수리가 하늘을 날고 있는데, 쥐가 독수리의 항문 밖으로 머리를 내밀고 물었다, "우리 얼마나 높이 올라와 있는 거야?" "약 2,000피트야," 하..

A blonde was trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks but takes along some food and water with him. His friend stops him and ask, "Why are you taking these eatables with you, since you have already decided to commit suicide?" The blonde replies, "Who knows, if the crazy train comes late, I might die of hunger!" 어떤 블론드가 선로 위 자살을 시도하고 있었지만 약간의 음식과 물을 갖고 갔다. 그의 친구가 그를 멈추게 하고 물었다, "너는 이미 자살을 결..

Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy, "I'm gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!' He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down & shouts, "I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!" Murphy watches in amazement! The Foreman shouts, "Paddy you're mad, go home." So he leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well. "Where the hell are you going?..

The seven dwarves are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city. After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the Pope. Grumpy, for once, seems to have a lot to say. He keeps asking the Pontiff questions about the church and, in particular, the nuns. "Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns?" Grumpy asks. "No, my son, all of our nuns are at least five feet tall," smiles the Pope. "Are ..

It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving techniques, and even the standards he used to choose his barber. Finally, he came up for air and said, "But enough about me. Let's talk about you." She breathed a sigh of relief. He went on, "What do you think about me?" 첫 데이트였는데, 그가 자기의 기호, 자기가 가장 싫어하는 것, 자기의 운..

There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: "Help me, please help me! There is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away?" "Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves." "You don't understand it is going to bite me, it is going..

While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means "Fuck you!" in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the..

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital. Her ..

A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid. He is so excited because he's just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares at him. "Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull." 한 농부와 아들이 농장에 살고 있었다. 농부가 부엌에 앉아있었는데 그때 그의 아들이 헛간에서 나오면서 흰 액체가 든 큰 유리잔을 들고 들어왔다. 그는 방금 소..

Do you ever get sick of relatives always visiting your home and invading your personal home space? A man solves the problem of too many visiting relatives. He borrowed money from the rich ones and loaned it to the poor ones. Now none of them come back. 친척들이 항상 당신 집을 방문해서 당신의 개인적인 가정 공간을 침범하는 일에 염증이 난 적이 있나요? 어떤 사람이 방문 친척들이 너무 많은 문제를 해결하였습니다. 그는 부유한 친척들의 돈을 빌려서 가난한 친척들에 빌려주었습니다. 이제는 그들 중 아무도 돌아오지..