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There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she won't sleep with him because she's saving herself for marriage. As they were kissing, and doing their thing, he's very hot and bothered, and he said, "Oh come on, just a feel." She said, "No, I'm saving myself for marriage." They went back and forth. He said, "Just one feel, I promise, that's all, j..

Here's one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The banker pulled out the loan application, "What are you going to do with the money?" "Take jewelry to city and sell it," was the response. "What have you got for collateral?" "Don't know collateral." "Well that's something of value that would cover the cost of the loan. Have you got any vehicles?" "Yes, 1949 Chevy pickup." Th..

Benny had told all his friends about the delicious steak he'd eaten in the Delancey Street restaurant the day before. So they decided to go down there and see if it was really as large and delicious as he said. But much to their disappointment, the waiter brought them the tiniest steak they'd ever seen. "See here, my good man," Benny barked. "I was in this restaurant yesterday and you served me ..

A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated all our visibility."The passengers were numb with fear, except for one...a retired minister."Now, now, keep calm," he said. "Let's all bow our heads and pray."Immediately, the group bowed their heads to pray...except..

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test..

Two buddies are on their way to the U.S. Army Induction center for physicals. Neither wants to go to war, so one says, "I hear that if you don't have any teeth they won't take you." They decide it's worth a try, so they stop at a Dentist and have all their teeth pulled. When they arrive at the Induction Center there is a line waiting to get physicals. They decide it might look fishy if both stan..

We were stocking up on green beans at the farmers' market when we asked the young girl helping us for 15 pounds' worth. "I can only sell you ten pounds of beans," she said. "Why?" I asked. "Because my scale only goes up to ten pounds." 우리는 농산물 생산자 직거래 장터에서 청대콩을 사서 비축해 두기로 하였는데 그때 우리가 그 젊은 여자에게 우리가 15파운드만큼 사겠다고 하였다. "10파운드의 콩만 팔 수 있습니다," 하고 그녀가 말했다. "왜요?" 하고 내가 물었다. "왜냐하면, 제가 가진 저울은 10파운드까지만 잴 수 ..

The sales chief, the HR chief, and the boss are on their way to lunch around the corner. They detour through an alley and stumble on a beat up but valuable looking brass container. The sales chief picks it up and starts cleaning it with his handkerchief. Suddenly, a genie emerges out of a curtain of purple smoke. The genie is grateful to be set free and offers them each a wish. The HR chief is w..

When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your grandmother?" I asked Chris when he boarded. "Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Christmas." "How nice," I said. "Where does she live?" "At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her we just go out there and get her." 내가 유치원에 가는 5..

One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him." So the minister began his sermon. One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher..