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According to the 'Home & Garden' network, some women get more satisfaction from doing housework than from having sex. I understand that. At least when they're doing housework, they get to finish. '홈 앤 가든' 네트워크에 의하면, 어떤 여자들은 섹스를 하는 것보다는 집안일을 하는 것에 더 만족감을 얻는다고 합니다. 나는 그게 이해가 갑니다. 적어도 그들이 집안일을 할 때는, 그들이 끝을 낼 수 있거든요.

A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor..."I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband. "My testicles are turning blue." "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the Redneck's testicles are blue. The doctor turns to the wife. "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed..

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. ..

A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne.... the works. Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?" "No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid, either." 어느 대학생이 그와 데이트할..

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." "What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during..

My three-year-old daughter stuck out her hand and said, "Look at the fly I killled, Mommy." Since she was eating a juicy pickle at the time, I thrust her contaminated hand under the faucet and washed them with antibacterial soap. After sitting her down to finish her pickle, I asked, with a touch of awe, "How did you kill that fly all by yourself?" Between bite, she said, "I hit it with my pickle..

Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. "They should not put up such misleading notices", said Joe. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE." 조가 주차금지 구역에 차를 주차한 죄로 법정에 나왔다. 판사가 그에게 자기변호 발언을 할 게 있느냐고 물었다. "그런 오도하는 표지를 붙여서는 안 됩니다," 하고 조가 말했다, "그 표지에는 '여기 주차하면 FINE'이라고 기재되어 있었습니다. [참고] * FINE FOR PARKING HERE ☞ "여기 주차..

A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales clerk and I failed at that, too." The shrink thought for a moment and said... "Everyone needs to live a full, satisfying life. Why don't y..

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies..

Benny Cohen was pulled out of the ocean by a lifeguard. His wife ran over sobbing, "Benny! Benny, what happened?!" "Madam, please don't get hysterical," said the lifeguard. "I'm just going to give your husband some artificial respiration and he'll be fine." "What!" Mrs. Cohen yelled. "My Benny gets either real respiration or nothing." 베니 코헨이 인명 구조원에 의하여 바다 밖으로 끌려 나왔다. 그의 아내가 울면서 달려왔다, "베니! 베니, 무..