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Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window." John: "How did he break his arm?" Jack: "He fell out of the window trying to follow the p..

Two guys both have 9:00 a.m. appointments at a vasectomy clinic. so, a nurse greets them and tells them she has to prep them for surgery and takes them to a private room. She tells the first guy to take off his clothes and sit on an exam table, which he does. She then takes his manhood in one hand, and begins to masturbate him. "Whoa!" he says, "What's going on?" She replies that it is all stand..

Two business men seated on an airplane noticed a Catholic Nun sitting in front of them, one of the men says to the other with a wink, "I was going to go to Ireland until I found out that half the country is Catholic so I don't want to go there." The other man says, "We'll how about Poland then?" The first man says, "No way, Poland is loaded with those Catholics too." The other man suggests a tri..

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied, "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life." 그들의 결혼 25주년을 기념하면서, 아내가 남편에게 지난날을 상기하며 말했다, "당신이 나에게 프러포즈했을 때, 나는 너무 당황하여 한 시간 동안 말을 하지 못한 걸 당신은 기억해요?" 남편이 대답하였다, "그럼, 여보, 그때가 내 인생에서 가장 행복했던 때였어."

A professor watched while a mechanic removed engine parts from his car to get to the valves. A surgeon, waiting for his car to be repaired, walked over to observe the process. After they introduced themselves, they began talking and the talk turned to their lines of work. "You know, doctor," the professor said, "I sometimes believe this type of work is complicated as the work we do." "Perhaps," ..

A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress asks, "What will it be?" The man replied "a burger and a coke." "And you?" "I'll have the same," the ostrich replies. They finish their meal and pay. "That will be $4.50." The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount. They do this every day till Fri. "The usual?" she asked. "No, today is Friday. I'll have steak and a co..

A man found a brass lamp, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "For freeing me from the lamp, I will grant you any wish you desire," the genie said. The man replied, "I want a spectacular job. A challenge that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try." "Poof!" Said the genie. "You're a housewife." 어떤 남자가 청동 램프를 발견하고 램프를 정성껏 문질렀다, 그러자 요정이 나타났다. "저를 그 램프에서 빠져나오게 한 대가로, 저는 당신의..

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so, a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from just in time to notice a young woman looking down. "Is this yours?" he asked. She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed. On his arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a dr..

Joel, an eight-year-old boy, was asked to say a little prayer before his family ate their Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads as little Joel began his prayer. He thanked God for his mum and dad, his brothers and sisters, his grandparents and all his uncles and aunties. He then began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the Christmas turkey, the delicious stuffing and ..

A tornado hit a farmhouse just before dawn. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county. The wife began to cry. "Don't be scared, Susan," her husband said, "We are not hurt." Susan continued to cry. "I'm not scared," she said between sobs. "I'm happy 'cause this is the first time in 15 years we've been out togethe..