아메리칸 조크 - 수술대에서 도망친 환자

Patient 1: “Why did you run away from the operation table?” Patient 2: “The nurse was repeatedly saying ‘don’t get nervous’, ‘don’t be afraid’, ‘be strong’, ‘this is a small operation only’, things like that.” Patient 1: “So what was wrong in that? Why were you so afraid?” Patient 2: “She was talking to the surgeon!” 환자 1: "당신은 왜 수술대에서 도망갔어요?" 환자 2: "간호사가 '걱정하지 마세요', '무서워하지 마세요', '강해지세요', 이건 간단한 수술일 뿐이에요', 이런 말들을 계속해서 말하고 있었어요." 환자 1: "그래 그게 뭐가 잘못되었습니까? 왜 그렇게 두려워했습니까?" 환자 2: "간호사가 외과 의사에게 말하고 있었단 말입니다!"