아메리칸 조크 - 평범한 키의 여자와 결혼한 난쟁이

A midget gets married to a regular sized girl and they go on their honeymoon. When the midget gets back home, a friend asks him how was his honeymoon. He said, "It was OK but I was a little disappointed." His friend asks him why he was disappointed. He replies, "Well, when we were nose to nose, my toes were in it. When we were toes to toes, my nose was in it. And when I was in it, there was no one to talk to." 한 난쟁이가 평범한 키를 가진 여자와 결혼하고 밀월여행을 갔다. 그 난쟁이가 집으로 돌아왔을 때, 한 친구가 그에게 밀월여행이 어떠했느냐고 물었다. 그가 말했다, "좋았어, 하지만 약간 실망했어." 그의 친구가 그에게 왜 실망하였느냐고 물었다. 그가 대답하였다, "응, 우리가 코를 맞대고 있으면, 내 발가락이 그 속에 들어갔고, 우리가 발가락을 맞대고 있으면, 내 코가 그 속에 들어갔어. 그리고 내가 그 속에 들어가면 이야기할 사람이 안 보여."